What We Did On Tuesday
I hung out with Nicole #2 All day. We had an absolutely fabulous day. Good to see that drunk Nikie still yells at Anderson. Profusely. And, old arguments still keep coming up.
Case in Point: Let me take you back. Three years Ago. Hessels' back yard in Blyth, Ontario. Why am I speaking in such punctuated sentences I wonder? Nikie looks at my feet and tells me I have "fucked up feet" (Conrad, 2002). My response: "No, you have fucked up feet" (Anderson, 2002). We just had this argument again outside my apartment. Here's one foot:
and here's the other foot:
Whose got the sexier foot? You be the judge. BTW this post has also been approved by Conrad.
Case in Point: Let me take you back. Three years Ago. Hessels' back yard in Blyth, Ontario. Why am I speaking in such punctuated sentences I wonder? Nikie looks at my feet and tells me I have "fucked up feet" (Conrad, 2002). My response: "No, you have fucked up feet" (Anderson, 2002). We just had this argument again outside my apartment. Here's one foot:
and here's the other foot:
Whose got the sexier foot? You be the judge. BTW this post has also been approved by Conrad.
2 Comments:
foot 1 = more fucked up
Neither of you have particularly attractive feet. It had to be said.
That said, Nikie's foot (foot 2) is more "fucked up". I say this based not on the current pictures but on my prior knowledge - Nikie's feet are completely flat and freakishly narrow.
For fear of Drunk Nikie, I choose to remain anonymous. But, buddy, you know who it is.
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