Fucking FUNNIEST Thing...

We were just sent outside for a second fire alarm (there are midterms being written in the building... godamned people... don't they understand that they will STILL have to write the exam at some point???). Kevin and I had decided to go and purchase a coffee during the first fire alarm. Which was unfortunate for him.

We are standing outside enjoying said coffee, when Kevin decides to take it upon himself and breathe and swallow at the same time. Sufficed to say, this did not work.

In fact, it resulted in the best full-on spray out I have ever seen in my life. Of hot coffee. I had a front row seat, and was able to actually see the copious amounts of hot coffee that came out his nose. As did many other faculty members and students.

I'm sure that it hurt, but I didn't have a chance to check with him as I was busy bent over laughing harder than I've laughed before.

He's not dead, so I stand by my indifference.