For Hessels

I am a bitch.

I am putting this out there for all to see... to admit that I am a total retard and deserve to be drawn and quartered. Hessels is a queen however, and I don't deserve to even wipe her ass if given the opportunity.

I would humiliate myself for you more buddy, but I don't know how. If there is something else you wish me to do, I am yours for the bidding.

I am sorry. I have apparently lost some imperative brain cells.